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  • helpabitch 8:34 pm on July 10, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    So, help a bitch out and answer this question: I am supposed to be the Maid of Honor at my best friends wedding in a few months. The problem is: she’s a damn Bridzilla! She’s a controlling and demanding freak! We (as brides maids) are expected to:
    1. Buy expensive dresses. The dress that she selected that we wear at the wedding cost $150.00, in addition to alterations
    2. Buy the specific shoes she selected that cost $85
    3. Attend ALL of the functions prior to the wedding, including the bridal shower in Hollywood, the 2-day batchlorette party in Vegas AND the destination wedding in Monteray, CA! $$$$$$$!!!!
    I love this girl, but I just don’t think I can afford to do all of this. Help a Bich, I know you guys are a little ghetto…. what would you do?

  • helpabitch 8:17 pm on July 10, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    I checked out http://www.helpabitch.com and noticed that you took down the “Hollywood Barks” tab. Whats up with that?

    • helpabitch 9:11 pm on July 10, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Well, we’re just a couple of lazy bastards that didn’t have the time to keep up that tab. HA!

      But in all seriousness, thanks for asking! We decided to have all subjects posted on the main page at http://www.helpabitch.com. We feel that it will give a more fluid feeling to the site.

  • helpabitch 8:16 pm on July 10, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    HelpaBitch.com – what are your thoughts about online dating? Cheesy or good way to date people?

    • helpabitch 9:05 pm on July 10, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      If you would have asked http://www.helpabitch.com how we felt about online dating 10 years ago, we would have straight out called you a looser! However, times have changed and technology has made it possible to lie about ourselves with ease.

      Therefor, we say GO FOR IT! If you can delude anyone enough into a date after meeting online, we think its fabulous. On a side note, we wouldn’t recommend using Christianmingle.com. God just spoke us and said that even He’s embarrassed by that site! Good luck!

  • helpabitch 10:46 pm on May 30, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let http://www.helpabitch.com know in the comments below!

  • helpabitch 5:43 am on April 20, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    We need more comments help us good peeps 

    Please tell people about us, so, we can get more pets adopted and Advice questions to our site.

    HelpaBitch.com HollyWood Barks

    We need more comments, help us good peeps?

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  • helpabitch 5:29 am on April 20, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    Male vs Female Differences 

    This is the greatest.

    The Mad Hatters

    An artist sketched the faces of women he couldn’t see based solely on information provided by the women themselves. He then sketched a second portrait of the same women based on descriptions provided by other people. The sketches demonstrated that women see flaws in their own appearance that are not apparent to others – the sketches made from a stranger’s description being more flattering than those based on self-description

    As for men, however . . .

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  • helpabitch 5:29 am on April 20, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    Laugh More, Hate Less 

    One of our favorites.

  • helpabitch 5:28 am on April 20, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    How to: Not Be an Overly Possessive Friend 

    Love this

    Cheeky Words


    So you want to know how to NOT be an overly possessive friend. Well, thankfully you came to the right place. Now first of all we need to define what an “overly possessive friend” is.  Now, the 1997 Journal of Words defines an overly possessive friend (OPF) as “one who secretly forbids any/ all other people from befriending their closest friend”.  This mentality stems from the OPF’s need to preserve the exclusiveness of the relationship. Current research from “scientists” reveals that 1 out of 5 friendships end due to friend-baggers (i.e. acquaintances who befriend/steal your friend).  These numbers have explained the steady rise of OPFs over the last few years. OPFs vary in severity. These 3 following categories are examples of how one can becomes an OPF.

    Category 1

    If you are in this category then you are aware of a friend-bagger eying your best friend. Like the steadfast elk…

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  • helpabitch 12:16 am on April 20, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    Bringing you the latest..HelapBitch.com 

    Bringing you the latest..HelapBitch.com.

    Check out our web page, send your questions. We give good, funny advice. check out our artists & finally, visit our page to help get our pets adopted.)

  • helpabitch 11:51 pm on April 19, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    2nd Suspect of Boston shots fired 

    UPDATE:  he has been caught and is in custody, RIGHT NOW! he was caught just 15 minutes ago. Once,people heard,they began clapping and cheering, hopefully, his trial, won’t become a public lynching, but, we know the world will be watching.

    The police have found the 2nd suspect in the Boston marathon, was just found and shots have been fired and it looks like he is still alive, with a possible bomb around him,but, he is wounded. More to come2nd suspect bombing

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